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Define Borbs: What is a “Borb”?

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A Borb is a contraction of “Bird,” a cute little dinosaur-descendant, and “Orb,” a circle. Therefore, a true Borb is measured in it’s amount of Orb!

Bird to orb: the borb scale! How to define borbs.

How do you measure the orb-ness of a Borb, exactly?

Easy! To define borbs, we have a scale that can take you from a normal, healthy, un-floofed, version of a bird… all the way to ORB. (Also known as the BORB Scale)

  • 🔵🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷 1/8: Healthy, Handsome Bird
  • 🔵🔵🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷 2/8: Very Polite Good Bird.
  • 🔵🔵🔵🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷 3/8: Silly Looking Birb. Not a Bird.
  • 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔷🔷🔷🔷 4/8: Round, Floofy Birb.
  • 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔷🔷🔷 5/8: True Borb. Something like This.
  • 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔷🔷 6/8: ROUND Borb. Very orbular!
  • 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔷 7/8: Orb. Nearly a Circle of a Bird.
  • 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 8/8: ORB. Literally as Orb as a Borb can be.

Another way to Define Borbs, from r/Borbs:

Not orb, not borb. Super-floof is good, but you gotta be able to see that orbous profile. Note that parrots and budgies rarely make good borbs.

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